A common rite of passage for tourists in Thailand is to go and watch ladies shoot ping pong balls out of their vaginas.
These bizarre performances are known as Ping Pong shows, and it is almost impossible to walk down Khao San Road or through the Red Light District of Patpong without being approached by a man with a laminated list and a cheeky grin who promises you the night of your life for only 300 baht.
On the list, there will be seemingly innocuous items like ‘knitting show’ and ‘flower show,’ along with some decidedly stranger things such as ‘eel show’ and ‘razor blade show.’
This may read like a standard list of magic tricks, but this magic show has a difference. You see, every single item on this list refers to something that a woman will do onstage, with her vagina, for your entertainment.
Suddenly going to watch a ‘knitting show’ seems a little more interesting, doesn’t it?
Of course, the natural response to seeing a list like this while being both a little tipsy and a total travel newbie is to frown for a moment while the cogs in your brain begin putting the pieces together, look at your travel buddies with a mixture of both horror and intrigue, before turning to the dude with the list and saying hell yeah, sign me up!
This, my friends, is how I found myself paying to go and see a Ping Pong show in Bangkok, back in 2015.
As I walked up the dark staircase of the crudely named ‘Super Pussy,’ it never entered my mind that what I was about to do was in any way wrong or harmful.
I was on holiday! I wanted to experience everything!
I was also a sex tourist.
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Of course, I didn’t see myself as a sex tourist at the time. Going to see a Ping Pong show was just a bit of fun. I envisioned it being like the burlesque Ladyboy show I’d seen in Phuket, with sequinned costumes, acrobatics and a glitzy Las Vegas vibe. A raunchy Cirque du Soleil of sorts.
I didn’t visit a brothel or pay money to take a ‘bar girl’ home with me. People that did that were disgusting, morally bankrupt Westerners who visit Thailand in order to take advantage of girls young enough to be their granddaughters.
Every time I saw a balding white man with his arm snaked around the waist of a skinny Thai teenager, I couldn’t hide my contempt.
‘I’m pro sex work, but this is just exploitation,’ I’d say. ‘Most of these women are trafficked, and those who aren’t are only doing this to escape poverty. Doing sex work to avoid starving to death isn’t a free choice.‘
And I was right. Poverty and sex work go hand in hand in Thailand, and it is common knowledge that women from rural villages and bordering countries are often sold to traffickers and forced to work in cities such as Pattaya and Bangkok.
My friends and I were nothing like those men.
To us, going to see a Ping Pong show was no different to eating a scorpion on Khao San Road or going to a Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan – it was just one of those must-dos of Thailand, something to tick off our bucket lists.
However, just because we saw a Ping Pong show as a harmless tourist attraction doesn’t mean we were right.
With millions of tourists coming to Thailand each year who all go and see a Ping Pong show ‘just once,’ the demand continues to increase despite the lack of return customers (compared to other sex establishments).
Sex Tourism in Thailand
It is no secret that sex tourism is alive and thriving in Thailand. An estimated 7 in 10 male tourists in Thailand are sex tourists, a business that is worth 6 million GBP in Thailand and accounts for between 2-14% of South East Asian countries’ economies.
Sex in Thailand is big money, and while prostitution is technically illegal in Thailand, the authorities often turn a blind eye to the fact that pretty much all of the go-go bars and massage parlours in Thailand are making big money from selling sex to punters.
Conservative estimates say that there are up to 2 million sex workers in Thailand, and with sexual acts costing as little as 500 baht (13 GBP), it’s no wonder that men keep coming back for more.
What is a Ping Pong Show?
Thai Ping Pong shows date all the way back to the 1970s and are a type of sex show where woman take it in turns to perform ‘tricks’ onstage, all involving different objects and the performer’s nether regions. The shows usually take place in the upstairs area of strip clubs, with tourists being enticed in by charismatic men on the street who work for the clubs.
Ping Pong shows are almost always performed for foreign tourists and it is practically unheard of for a Thai man to go and see one.
As the name would suggest, the most infamous objects used (and the objects used in the earliest shows) are ping pong balls, although the shows also involve everything from candles and darts to razor blades, needles, cigarettes and even live animals such as eels, goldfish or frogs!
I won’t go into too much detail about what the ladies do with these objects, but let’s just say that I hadn’t realised it was possible to play darts, smoke cigarettes or write full sentences using my…yeah.
My Experience Going to a Thai Ping Pong Show
Before I went to Thailand, I had no idea what a Ping Pong show was. Like most people, my friends and I were approached by one of the many sellers, waving a laminated sheet of paper at us and making the little pop pop sound with his mouth, like all of the other Ping Pong touts.
As Ping Pong shows are marketed as one of the ‘must-do’ tourist activities, along with watching a Thai boxing match and going to see one of the Ladyboy cabaret shows (which are genuinely spectacular), I was expecting a glitzy venue with a huge crowd and women showing off their unusual skills with pride.
You might think I sound naive (or you may not even believe me), but I am telling the truth. I was young and new to travelling, desperate to experience everything on offer without doing any research into what I was actually getting involved with.
After we’d told the tout that we’d like to go and see the show, he led us through Patpong, one of Bangkok’s three red light districts, and to a building with a flashing purple and red neon sign with the words ‘Super Pussy.’
Oh boy, I remember thinking. Thais certainly don’t enjoy subtlety.
As the tout gestured for us to go inside, we tentatively made our way up the steep staircase towards the entrance, already feeling as though this experience was going to be a lot seedier than previously anticipated.
Our sense of uneasiness only increased when we entered the club and found it to be almost empty, the only customers being a couple of Western guys that were clearly unsuspecting tourists just like us.
To say that the interior of Super Pussy had seen better days is an understatement. The floors were sticky, the paint was peeling, and the bar staff looked bored and hostile. The ‘stage’ was a short runway with a single silver pole at the end and a few sad disco lights in shades of red and blue. The air stank of cigarette smoke and stale beer.
The mamasan, an aggressive-looking overweight lady, took our entrance fees and drinks orders, returning a moment later with 4 warm bottles of overpriced Chang.
The performers, all of whom looked much older than we would have expected, stood smoking beside the stage, wearing cheap string bikinis and sour expressions.
My friends and I exchanged glances. What the hell had we gotten ourselves into?
After a few minutes, the show began.
I was a little surprised – I’d assumed that the show would begin once the place filled up – but it seemed as though the women were going to go ahead and perform for just us.
One by one, the ladies took to the stage, making no attempt to engage the audience or act sexy in the way that strippers usually do.
The first one sat on the stage wearing just her bra, inserted a ping pong ball into her vagina and popped it back out again. She then stood up and walked offstage, grabbing a tin and making her way over to our table.
‘100 baht,’ she said, stony faced, shoving the tin in our faces.
‘Um, we already paid,’ we answered, confused. Both the man outside and the mamasan had told us that the 300 baht we’d already paid was for the entire show and that there would be no extra charges.
Her expression remained the same.
‘100 baht,’ she repeated, shaking the tin angrily.
We all hastily made for our wallets and whoever was the first to find 100 baht handed it to her, before she approached the only other table in the venue and did the same thing.
By this point, the second act had started – a woman was firing darts out of her you know what, popping a balloon held by one of the other ladies.
A few seconds later, she too came over, angrily demanding 100 baht.
Now, before we continue, I want to take a moment to clarify – Yes, it is shady of a club to charge a set fee for a show, promising that this is all that the show will cost, while clearly employing people who are working for tips. The women were refusing to perform if we did not keep tipping, meaning that the money that we paid to see the show was really for nothing. If you pay an entrance fee to go to a strip club, you are not obliged to tip the girls dancing on the main stage. The girls make most of their money from private dances with clients who want to pay for the extra service. However, this is not the point of the article. Whether or not we paid a lot more than we signed up to is really not important or relevant in the great scheme of things. The point of this article is that attending Ping Pong shows full stop is unethical.
The rest of the show was a rinse and repeat.
We sipped our beers, feeling steadily more and more uncomfortable as it became patently obvious that these women did not want to be doing what they were doing.
I am thankful to this day that the only acts in the show that we saw were the ‘tamer’ ones (if anything at a Ping Pong show can be considered tame).
There were no needles or live animals to be seen, but that doesn’t mean that the women weren’t still harming themselves onstage for our viewing pleasure.
After all, I can’t imagine that smoking a cigarette with your hoohah is very good for you.
Ping Pong Shows and Sex Trafficking
Were the women that I saw at the Ping Pong show victims of sex trafficking?
I can’t say.
From my research, poverty seems to be the driving force behind women working at Ping Pong shows rather than forced labour and human trafficking (although it should be noted that Thailand does have a big problem with sex trafficking).
After the closure of thousands of factories across Thailand, many women were left unemployed and unable to make ends meet. With no other options, they moved to the tourist hubs of Bangkok, Phuket and Pattaya, where they would end up working as go-go dancers, ‘beer bar’ girls, and performers in Ping Pong shows, quickly disappearing into Thailand’s seedy underbelly.
Now, while many will read this and say ‘I KNEW they weren’t trafficked! Nobody is holding them against their will – live and let live!’ it really isn’t as black and white as that.
If your culture dictates that you must provide for your elderly relatives, you have been made redundant and lack the skills or education for a different type of job, your options are severely limited.
What’s more, many Thai women that enter into this line of work may initially see it as a short term solution, before realising that now they are trapped in the labyrinth, unable to see the way out.
It doesn’t help that Ping Pong bars are notorious for getting the workers addicted to ya ba, a methamphetamine and caffeine pill whose name literally translates to ‘crazy drug.’
Thai Ping Pong Shows – Final thoughts
You only have to spend a few hours in Thailand to see that there is a huge difference between the girls working in go-go bars and beer bars, and the girls that perform in Ping Pong shows.
Every single person I’ve spoken to who has been to see a Ping Pong show says the same thing – it’s an uncomfortable experience because you know deep down that it is wrong.
Men that frequent strip clubs on the reg and love nothing better than a good Thai massage (if you know what I mean) will be the first to tell you that Ping Pong shows are just different somehow.
Going to a Ping Pong show is not like paying for a lap dance. While you can think what you will about sex work, most people will at least acknowledge that there are two sides to the debate.
With a Ping Pong show, there is no other side.
A Ping Pong show is not sexy.
It is not titillating.
It is not fun.
It is a freak show, a human zoo that rakes in a lot of money for the bar but not a whole lot for the women it degrades.
Trust me – there is a better way to spend your holiday than paying to watch a miserable woman pull razorblades out of her vagina.